this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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