when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Randomize
