Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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