This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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