Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(319): View more from Iowa

umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do

(1-319): View more from Iowa

put a dollar in it?

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(630): View more from Illinois

i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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(816): View more from Missouri

we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.

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(705): View more from Ontario

You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!

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(607): View more from New York

Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.

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(845): View more from New York

He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight

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