Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is.... http://tfl.nu/ar6t
  Replies (36) Good night (3144) Bad night (656)
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  I think I am morally bankrupt

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): I think I am morally bankrupt http://tfl.nu/yusq
  Replies (29) Good night (2482) Bad night (718)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries. http://tfl.nu/38u7
  Replies (10) Good night (998) Bad night (3174)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different. http://tfl.nu/n2zh
  Replies (38) Good night (6354) Bad night (1576)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé http://tfl.nu/voe0
  Replies (29) Good night (7726) Bad night (897)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon. http://tfl.nu/cf99
  Replies (31) Good night (8519) Bad night (2953)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt http://tfl.nu/x2m1
  Replies (35) Good night (3372) Bad night (6756)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked. http://tfl.nu/j1kr
  Replies (20) Good night (1174) Bad night (4751)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple http://tfl.nu/4e1c
  Replies (19) Good night (10048) Bad night (1025)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control http://tfl.nu/3b72
  Replies (7) Good night (977) Bad night (1815)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.

  (1-773): View more from Illinois

  Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.

  (773): View more from Illinois

  We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat. (1-773): Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious. (773): We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru? http://tfl.nu/d3s4
  Replies (7) Good night (1475) Bad night (448)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you. http://tfl.nu/bzso
  Replies (11) Good night (3411) Bad night (715)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them? http://tfl.nu/lznr
  Replies (9) Good night (1342) Bad night (390)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day. http://tfl.nu/007t
  Replies (1) Good night (493) Bad night (844)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  I was convinced to buy a man thong.

  (614): View more from Ohio

  But it's Armani so it's okay.

  (614): View more from Ohio

  God I just out gayed myself.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): I was convinced to buy a man thong. (614): But it's Armani so it's okay. (614): God I just out gayed myself. http://tfl.nu/dlfj
  Replies (5) Good night (1087) Bad night (702)

Randomize