Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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