I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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