Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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