the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Randomize