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you win
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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