That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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