Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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