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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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