You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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