You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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