The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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