i'm lost and i look like a hooker
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
