People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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