better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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