do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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