So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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