Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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