Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
another moral hangover. fuck.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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