At least make sure they are 18
Why
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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