chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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