youre lurking in front of me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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