We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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