she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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