The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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