I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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