Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
