if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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