I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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