so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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