But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i black out too much to be "responsible"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Pooping to opera.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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