got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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