So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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