Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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