No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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