I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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