you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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