is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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