Plan B is the new Plan A
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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