I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize
