Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize