Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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