There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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