I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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