the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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