And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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