he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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