I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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