My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i came on her dog
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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