My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I need to wash the frat house off of me
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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