? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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