Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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