I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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